[ But consider making your brother happy and letting him talk about fungal spores on humans and sealife for an hour :( ]

It is rather unpleasant. How such a small amount of neglect can leave a land dweller's body so revolting. I can appreciate Pomefiore's intricate nightly rituals when it comes to bathing. I was rather surprised to hear that not everyone bathes twice a day.

[ Though Jade just likes to stand in the shower and disassociate enjoy the water for a while. ]