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[terrariums]

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"Kind of" is certainly an understatement. There are too many parts of the human body that easily collect dirt, sweat, debris, and fungus to be palatable. Whenever I bathe I have to pay meticulous attention to every bend and fold of skin. It is rather inconvenient, isn't it?

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[He almost asks "Fungus?" like a newbie, but thankfully catches himself. No need to trap himself in another mushroom lecture, thank you.]

Yeah, like the bendy fold over our dicks.

[All it took was one unfortunate learning experience for Floyd to master bathing perfectly.]

Not everyone keeps theirs neat like we do.

[Is this really what he's choosing to be judgmental about tonight. Is it really.]

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[ But consider making your brother happy and letting him talk about fungal spores on humans and sealife for an hour :( ]

It is rather unpleasant. How such a small amount of neglect can leave a land dweller's body so revolting. I can appreciate Pomefiore's intricate nightly rituals when it comes to bathing. I was rather surprised to hear that not everyone bathes twice a day.

[ Though Jade just likes to stand in the shower and disassociate enjoy the water for a while. ]

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[Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm]

Twice? Ain’t that a bit much? Why not just take one long bath?

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Not at all. I find it refreshing in the morning and then relaxing in the evening. Rook and I both value the routine, although I suppose it does make our timing a touch inconvenient if one of us is running late.

[ He's not going to tell Floyd that at those times they just hop in the shower together instead. After sharing a home for a year it's just easier at this point. ]

Have you and Claudia ever bathed together?

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[The context clues certainly help.]

You shower with Seagull.

[He’ll answer Jade in a second.]

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On occasion. It would be far too involved to be enjoyable if I had to do so every time.

[ His twin is so smart. What a good and perfect brother he is! ]

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Send me video.

Never tried it with Damselfish, but I’d be down for taking a soak if she is~

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Video? Would you rather not join us yourself sometime?

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Fufu~ Okaaay~ But won’t we be a little squished together?

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Is that not the point of it all? I doubt Rook would mind if I have to carry him back home afterwards.

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You can carry me too~

[Not even back home, just carry him]