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Inbox for Duplicity

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Y’won’t be so safe when I’m shovin’ you out a ten story window, freak.

[How does it always come to this? Safe? Safe? Nobody will be safe in this scenario, dammit.]

You’re NOT allowed to barf on me when we fuck! Not once! Never!

[… but apparently other times are fine?]

Perhaps not intentionally, then. I will do my best.

[ :) ]

Do you think there is a limit to bodily functions that humans associate with mating? Belial-san has spit on me before, though that seems far more pleasant than others options.

[His “best” isn’t good enough, but Floyd chooses not to continue down that road.]

Definitely no limit. Blood, sweat, tears… I don’t wanna think about the others. Damselfish would be bleedin’ me dry every night if she wouldn’t get sick.

… Human bodies are kinda gross, Jade.

"Kind of" is certainly an understatement. There are too many parts of the human body that easily collect dirt, sweat, debris, and fungus to be palatable. Whenever I bathe I have to pay meticulous attention to every bend and fold of skin. It is rather inconvenient, isn't it?

[He almost asks "Fungus?" like a newbie, but thankfully catches himself. No need to trap himself in another mushroom lecture, thank you.]

Yeah, like the bendy fold over our dicks.

[All it took was one unfortunate learning experience for Floyd to master bathing perfectly.]

Not everyone keeps theirs neat like we do.

[Is this really what he's choosing to be judgmental about tonight. Is it really.]

[ But consider making your brother happy and letting him talk about fungal spores on humans and sealife for an hour :( ]

It is rather unpleasant. How such a small amount of neglect can leave a land dweller's body so revolting. I can appreciate Pomefiore's intricate nightly rituals when it comes to bathing. I was rather surprised to hear that not everyone bathes twice a day.

[ Though Jade just likes to stand in the shower and ~~disassociate~~ enjoy the water for a while. ]

[Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm]

Twice? Ain’t that a bit much? Why not just take one long bath?

Not at all. I find it refreshing in the morning and then relaxing in the evening. Rook and I both value the routine, although I suppose it does make our timing a touch inconvenient if one of us is running late.

[ He's not going to tell Floyd that at those times they just hop in the shower together instead. After sharing a home for a year it's just easier at this point. ]

Have you and Claudia ever bathed together?

[The context clues certainly help.]

You shower with Seagull.

[He’ll answer Jade in a second.]

On occasion. It would be far too involved to be enjoyable if I had to do so every time.

[ His twin is so smart. What a good and perfect brother he is! ]

Edited 2025-05-30 19:02 (UTC)