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He was into some pretty fucked up stuff.

[And if there’s one thing Jade gets off on, it’s someone being not into whatever he’s serving up.]

Incorrectly? Did he cum? Did you cum?

That seems subjective. One man's violence is another man's pleasure. I feel we are far from allowed to judge him for that.

[ Even if Jade doesn't like to think about some of his time with Belial, he still overall finds the experience... enlightening. Pleasant. Sometimes late at night when he looks at the last trinket he gave him, he even finds he misses him. ]

I did not. I am uncertain if he did or if it was for show. Fornication does not always have to involve ejaculation.

Callin’ it “fornication”’s a bit much, ain’t it?

[Even “mating” sounds weird.]

But I guess we’ve done some pretty fucked up stuff accordin’ to some other people, huh…

[… which begs the question,]

Would you get off pissin’ on me?

[ Is he coming up with more ways of saying 'sex' or 'fucking' just to make Floyd question him at this point? Maybe. He already embarrassed himself in front of Rook a while back, so he might as well just continue on being himself. It isn't like he's ever been ashamed of it. ]

Would you? You might be unhappy if I make a mess of your clothes.

I’m not sayin’ you should actually do it, dumby.

[Floyd scoffs, half amused.]

… I think I’d hate it, even if it was you.

Well, if that is the case perhaps it would be fun.

As you said before, it is not as if we have never experienced it by accident while under the sea.

You piss on me in this form, I’ll bite your dick off. It’s bad enough having you barf on me!

Edited 2025-03-05 08:57 (UTC)

Ufufu~ Well, your teeth often make an appearance. Are you aware that some humans are 'into' being vomited on?

[Immediately, without hesitation or consideration,]

Well I ain’t!!! That’s fucked up!

Is it? Animals and beasts surely do it as well. Perhaps I am simply doing it incorrectly?

[ He doesn't want to vomit---for fun or otherwise, but this is too funny to deny. ]

I’ll tell you what’s incorrect about it: doin’ it on ME! If you’re gonna practice barfing next, go do it on Seagull!

[If only Angelfish were here.]

My Dominant would certainly not be agreeable to it. I imagine the acidity would cause some sort of effect on his make up or skincare.

[ And it's his duty to protect his Dominant's wellbeing or whatever, right? Belial definitely made him gag in the past, but he'd never quite gotten there... ]

You are by far the safer choice.

Y’won’t be so safe when I’m shovin’ you out a ten story window, freak.

[How does it always come to this? Safe? Safe? Nobody will be safe in this scenario, dammit.]

You’re NOT allowed to barf on me when we fuck! Not once! Never!

[… but apparently other times are fine?]

Perhaps not intentionally, then. I will do my best.

[ :) ]

Do you think there is a limit to bodily functions that humans associate with mating? Belial-san has spit on me before, though that seems far more pleasant than others options.

[His “best” isn’t good enough, but Floyd chooses not to continue down that road.]

Definitely no limit. Blood, sweat, tears… I don’t wanna think about the others. Damselfish would be bleedin’ me dry every night if she wouldn’t get sick.

… Human bodies are kinda gross, Jade.

"Kind of" is certainly an understatement. There are too many parts of the human body that easily collect dirt, sweat, debris, and fungus to be palatable. Whenever I bathe I have to pay meticulous attention to every bend and fold of skin. It is rather inconvenient, isn't it?

[He almost asks "Fungus?" like a newbie, but thankfully catches himself. No need to trap himself in another mushroom lecture, thank you.]

Yeah, like the bendy fold over our dicks.

[All it took was one unfortunate learning experience for Floyd to master bathing perfectly.]

Not everyone keeps theirs neat like we do.

[Is this really what he's choosing to be judgmental about tonight. Is it really.]

[ But consider making your brother happy and letting him talk about fungal spores on humans and sealife for an hour :( ]

It is rather unpleasant. How such a small amount of neglect can leave a land dweller's body so revolting. I can appreciate Pomefiore's intricate nightly rituals when it comes to bathing. I was rather surprised to hear that not everyone bathes twice a day.

[ Though Jade just likes to stand in the shower and ~~disassociate~~ enjoy the water for a while. ]

[Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm]

Twice? Ain’t that a bit much? Why not just take one long bath?

Not at all. I find it refreshing in the morning and then relaxing in the evening. Rook and I both value the routine, although I suppose it does make our timing a touch inconvenient if one of us is running late.

[ He's not going to tell Floyd that at those times they just hop in the shower together instead. After sharing a home for a year it's just easier at this point. ]

Have you and Claudia ever bathed together?

[The context clues certainly help.]

You shower with Seagull.

[He’ll answer Jade in a second.]

On occasion. It would be far too involved to be enjoyable if I had to do so every time.

[ His twin is so smart. What a good and perfect brother he is! ]

Edited 2025-05-30 19:02 (UTC)

Send me video.

Never tried it with Damselfish, but I’d be down for taking a soak if she is~

Video? Would you rather not join us yourself sometime?

Fufu~ Okaaay~ But won’t we be a little squished together?

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