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[eelusive]

I thought about it while I was pissing~

[... What is this conversation.]

So? You're not even gonna spill the deets with your precious bro?

[He needs details, Jade. Piss details.]

[terrariums]

Were you imagining urinating on someone? Humans do take that sort of thing more seriously than our species does, I suppose.

The details I hardly interesting. Although I did have to prep rather extensively, I suppose...

[eelusive]

Maybe a little bit.








... What kinda prep?

[terrariums]

The amount of water I had to drink to prepare for the experience was rather large. We already hydrate much more than the average human, so preparing a suitable amount in a reasonable timeframe was a challenge. There was also my diet to consider to make the experience as mutually bearable for the both of us... the fragrance of human urine is rather strong if the diet and hydration of the giver is less than adequate.

[eelusive]

Dude, all that just to piss on a guy? Did it even feel good?

[terrariums]

I believe it only feels good when you have been holding it for some time, doesn't it? It didn't feel particularly pleasurable or unpleasant.

[ Perhaps he should have...thought about it more? ]

Belial-san seemed content enough with the results, though I doubt I would do it often. I am uncertain if pleasure for the giver is the intended affect...

[eelusive]

If it's that degrading, I thought you would've gotten way off on it, weirdo.

[Hmmm. Though it is pretty nice to go after holding it for 8 hours. On his end, though unseen, Floyd nods sagely and crosses his arms. He continues,]

Where'd you pee on him?

[terrariums]

Perhaps it is because Belial-san wasn't degraded that it left little impression on me? It is difficult to say.

[ WOULD he have liked it more if Belial had hated it? Hm... Was he even capable of hate to begin with? ]

Does that matter? I wonder if I did it incorrectly...

[eelusive]

He was into some pretty fucked up stuff.

[And if there’s one thing Jade gets off on, it’s someone being not into whatever he’s serving up.]

Incorrectly? Did he cum? Did you cum?

[terrariums]

That seems subjective. One man's violence is another man's pleasure. I feel we are far from allowed to judge him for that.

[ Even if Jade doesn't like to think about some of his time with Belial, he still overall finds the experience... enlightening. Pleasant. Sometimes late at night when he looks at the last trinket he gave him, he even finds he misses him. ]

I did not. I am uncertain if he did or if it was for show. Fornication does not always have to involve ejaculation.

[eelusive]

Callin’ it “fornication”’s a bit much, ain’t it?

[Even “mating” sounds weird.]

But I guess we’ve done some pretty fucked up stuff accordin’ to some other people, huh…

[… which begs the question,]

Would you get off pissin’ on me?

[terrariums]

[ Is he coming up with more ways of saying 'sex' or 'fucking' just to make Floyd question him at this point? Maybe. He already embarrassed himself in front of Rook a while back, so he might as well just continue on being himself. It isn't like he's ever been ashamed of it. ]

Would you? You might be unhappy if I make a mess of your clothes.

[eelusive]

I’m not sayin’ you should actually do it, dumby.

[Floyd scoffs, half amused.]

… I think I’d hate it, even if it was you.

[terrariums]

Well, if that is the case perhaps it would be fun.

As you said before, it is not as if we have never experienced it by accident while under the sea.

[eelusive]

You piss on me in this form, I’ll bite your dick off. It’s bad enough having you barf on me!

[terrariums]

Ufufu~ Well, your teeth often make an appearance. Are you aware that some humans are 'into' being vomited on?

[eelusive]

[Immediately, without hesitation or consideration,]

Well I ain’t!!! That’s fucked up!

[terrariums]

Is it? Animals and beasts surely do it as well. Perhaps I am simply doing it incorrectly?

[ He doesn't want to vomit---for fun or otherwise, but this is too funny to deny. ]

[eelusive]

I’ll tell you what’s incorrect about it: doin’ it on ME! If you’re gonna practice barfing next, go do it on Seagull!

[If only Angelfish were here.]

[terrariums]

My Dominant would certainly not be agreeable to it. I imagine the acidity would cause some sort of effect on his make up or skincare.

[ And it's his duty to protect his Dominant's wellbeing or whatever, right? Belial definitely made him gag in the past, but he'd never quite gotten there... ]

You are by far the safer choice.

[eelusive]

Y’won’t be so safe when I’m shovin’ you out a ten story window, freak.

[How does it always come to this? Safe? Safe? Nobody will be safe in this scenario, dammit.]

You’re NOT allowed to barf on me when we fuck! Not once! Never!

[… but apparently other times are fine?]

[terrariums]

Perhaps not intentionally, then. I will do my best.

[ :) ]

Do you think there is a limit to bodily functions that humans associate with mating? Belial-san has spit on me before, though that seems far more pleasant than others options.

[eelusive]

[His “best” isn’t good enough, but Floyd chooses not to continue down that road.]

Definitely no limit. Blood, sweat, tears… I don’t wanna think about the others. Damselfish would be bleedin’ me dry every night if she wouldn’t get sick.




… Human bodies are kinda gross, Jade.

[terrariums]

"Kind of" is certainly an understatement. There are too many parts of the human body that easily collect dirt, sweat, debris, and fungus to be palatable. Whenever I bathe I have to pay meticulous attention to every bend and fold of skin. It is rather inconvenient, isn't it?

[eelusive]

[He almost asks "Fungus?" like a newbie, but thankfully catches himself. No need to trap himself in another mushroom lecture, thank you.]

Yeah, like the bendy fold over our dicks.

[All it took was one unfortunate learning experience for Floyd to master bathing perfectly.]

Not everyone keeps theirs neat like we do.

[Is this really what he's choosing to be judgmental about tonight. Is it really.]